Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Entertainment News - March 4, 2008

Alyssa Milano has a new sports line of clothing called Touch and here she is modeling the brand. Of course, her super hairy arms have been Photoshopped. Don't get me wrong; she's absolutely gorgeous, but at the end of the day, she's a sasquatch. (Hollywood Tuna)

Just when I was about to devote all my time and effort fantasizing about American Idol contestant David Hernandez, I find out he used to shake his twig and berries at a gay strip joint called Dick's Cabaret in Glendale, Arizona, complete with hags. Yes, he's as gay as the day is long. (dListed)

Jeri Ryan and her bulging eyeballs gave birth to a baby girl named Gisele Eme on Sunday, March 2, 2008. (CelebSpin)

Mariah Carey reveals that she's not ready to have kids; she says it's hard enough to have a puppy. I wonder; did she push that puppy out of her vagina and then have it suck on her nipples until they were raw? Hmm... (ICYDK)

Check out 57 celebrities, including Gisele Bundchen, Kate Winslet, Hilary Duff, and Katherine Heigl, without any makeup on. (Top Socialite)

Jennifer Aniston is going to star in a movie opposite Owen Wilson called Marley & Me. (ShowbizInfo)

On a completely terrifying and ultimately depressing note, rapper Juvenile is grieving over the murder of his 4-year-old daughter, who was killed by her 17-year-old stepbrother Anthony Tyrone Terrell Jr. She, along with her 11-year-old sister and mother, were all killed by Terrell. Our hearts and prayers go out to Juvenile and his family. (MTV)

Monday, March 3, 2008

Entertainment News - March 3, 2008

For those of you who like to smoke weed, Pineapple Express, starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, will give you the munchies and make you giggle like a schoogirl.


Jessica Alba proves that being pregnant can make you look even hotter than ever. (Egotastic)

Simon Cowell turned down a $2 million offer to be the new penis behind Viagra, I guess his pride is worth more than 2 mil, huh? Plus, imagine the ammo that would give Ryan Seacrest on American Idol... who knows, maybe he'll still crack a joke or two about it. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Britney Spears showed Adnan Ghalib the door after she found sexy text messages from other women on his iPhone. (dListed)

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen were asked to pose for Playboy, which begs the question: When did skin, bones and big, bulging eyes become sexy? (Celebrity Rumors)

If I was having sex with Chris Brown, you could bet your ass I'd be shouting it from the freakin' rooftops, but Rihanna keeps insisting that he's not giving it to her. (ShowbizNews)

Sunday, March 2, 2008

SNL - Annuale Ad

Sometimes Saturday Night Live knocks it out of the ballpark with their funny sh*t. This commercial is for all the women out there who dread getting their periods, and for the rest of you who turn into monsters during that time of the month. Here is Annuale, starring Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and other cast members from SNL.