Elisabeth Hasselbeck Defends Sarah Palin

After Sarah Palin screwed up by making fun of Joe Biden's age without realizing that John McCain is the oldest man that ever lived, The View's Joy Behar blasted her and, of course, Elisabeth Hasselbeck comes to her rescue, defending her blindly.

Of course, Barbara Walters gets hella pissed at Elisabeth Hasselbeck for defending her when it's so obvious that she screwed up. And when Barbara Walters confronts Elisabeth Hasselbeck about what would possibly make Sarah Palin a good president, Elisabeth Hasselbeck returns with another question: What would make Barack Obama a good president?

What a jackass. Someone should just fire her ass already.

Kim Kardashian Kicked Off Dancing with the Stars

Personally, I think that Kim Kardashian really is a beautiful girl, unfortunately, she can't dance for her life. The girl has no rhythm or rhyme about her and watching her trying to move on the dance floor is just sad.

Of coruse, the judges had no problem calling her things like "cold as ice" and I'm sure that gave her huge ego a much needed kick in the pants. Nevertheless, Kim Kardashian got the boot on September 30, 2008, so all you haters never have to see her on the show again.

All this is a little bit shocking because Kim Kardashian seems to be really, really good at sex.

But for sh*ts and giggles, take a look at Kim Kardashian's last dance with partner Mark Ballas.

Heather Locklear Stalker Jill Ishkanian

It seems that Heather Locklear's arrest came about because a stalker named Jill Ishkanian, who used to work for Us Weekly, was following Heather Locklear around all day and suddenly decided to call cops and tell them that Heather Locklear was drinking and driving.

Of course, that was untrue, but the cops showed up anyway, as did the paparazzi, because Jill Ishkanian also tipped them off, and Heather Locklear was arrested and then released pending the results of a drug and alcohol test.

So it seems that Heather Locklear may have done nothing wrong and is just the victim of an obsessed hater... hmm, perhaps Denise Richards is behind this whole thing.