Sunday, March 1, 2009

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson Eat Dog Treats


Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson appeared on a German talk show to promote Marley & Me and ended up snacking on dog treats before exiting. Why, you ask?
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Well, Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson wagered on whether or not a German woman could tell her dogs apart if she were blindfolded and listened to them lap up their bowls of soup. Jennifer Aniston bet she could do it; Owen Wilson bet that she couldn't.

The stakes were that the loser would have to eat a dog treat. Sure enough, Jennifer Aniston was right, but she was a good sport and decided to have a dog treat with her costar Owen Wilson.

I'm guessing that Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson will think twice before placing a wager next time around. That, or they'll just avoid Germany altogether.

Robert Pattinson Plans to Release an Album


Robert Pattinson is seriously considering releasing a music album, although he's not doing it for the money or fame. Ha! I don't think Robert Pattinson truly realizes the effect he has on women.

About the album, Robert Pattinson said:

I might make an album but not through a record company or anything. I'd like to do something independent. I don't care if people buy it or not. I'd just like to have it just for myself so I can work with good musicians and stuff.

All my friends are musicians in London. They’re very talented. My best friend wrote one of the songs on the soundtrack with another friend of mine, this guy Marcus Foster who did Bobby Long. I went to school with Marcus. He taught me how to play guitar and stuff. He’s an amazing writer and singer and I thought to help somebody out. I’ve got nothing to lose.




Of course, Robert Pattinson's music would be filled with ballads and songs that would make young women go bananas. Who could blame him though? Robert Pattinson is the flavor of the moment and he should do like Vanilla Ice and really milk it before he fades from memory.

Below are two songs by Robert Pattinson. What do you think? Does he have a future in music?




Man Dies After Viagra-Induced Sex Marathon


Two women in Moscow bet their male friend Sergey Tuganov that he couldn't keep up with them during a 12-hour sex marathon and he took that bet: the wager? $4,300.

So Sergey Tuganov did what any red-blooded man would do and he downed an entire bottle of Viagra and got to work. And guess what? He won. He banged those chicks into next week easily and took home the money. Problem is, he died minutes later.

Alina, one of the two female participants, said they called Moscow police after he fell and passed out but it was already too late. Sergey Tuganov, the 28-year-old mechanic from Moscow, died of a heart attack.

Some men might say that it was pretty good way to go. But I have yet to figure out how anyone could think that downing a bottle of Viagra was a good idea. BTW, the picture above... yeah, that's not them.