Why is This Man So Happy?

It's the 50th Anniversary of Pampers!

Newt Gets Glittered

This guy is lucky he didn't get arrested.  Watch to the very end when Newt's henchman gets seriously creepy:



Via Joe.My.God

Newty Newt is Running

Presumably he'll call a moratorium on committing adultery with his secretaries for the duration of the race.

Quote of the Day

"He could have been president. But when you try and change your history too much, and try and recolor it because you don't like the way it was or you want it to be different to prove something new ... you lose touch with who you really are. You lose your way."


--Marianne Gingrich, one of Newt's ex-wives.