New Fox Outrage: Lea Michele's Boobage

Remember when I said Lea Michele's sexy photoshoot in Marie Claire UK seemed wrong?  I take it back.  You get as sexy as you want, Lea.  More power to you.  It seems that Fox and certain conservative moms are upset with the Glee star's attempts at a more adult image, particularly her new Cosmo cover:

"Mom of two teenagers Suzette Valle, who writes a blog called Mamarazzi Knows Best, thinks Cosmo is just piggy-backing on GQ’s publicity from last year and she finds the cover shot of Michele contradictory.


“It’s irresponsible to be using an adult who represents a minor dressed in provocative clothes,” Valle told Fox411. “I think Cosmo is now taking advantage of the raucous GQ caused with their ‘Glee’ cover and hoping to cash in on the press that got.”

Here's the cover that's got Suzette's mommy jeans in a wad:

I, for one, can hardly believe the brazen sexuality.  This is certain to plunge 11 year-old Glee fans into a lifetime of sexual depravity.

Naturally, a grocery store in Texas has removed the magazines from public view.     

Lea Michele is a 24 year-old grown woman, but because she plays a teen, she can't wear a low-cut blouse, got that?  Have these sainted moms ever actually watched Glee?  Brittany, Santana, Quinn and Puck aren't exactly virginal Mouseketeers.  Cosmo is a magazine for adults.  It's not for children.  What's wrong with that?  Does everything have to be sanitized for a pre-schooler? 

h/t Pass the Doucheys on the Right-Hand Side

Tucker Carlson Doesn't Need Michelle Obama to Buy His Breast Pumps!

First Lady Michelle Obama has championed breast feeding and has noted that tax breaks are available for breast pumps as medical devices.  Naturally, this means she's a socialist communist Martian who wants to destroy America and create a Caliphate of breast pumping homosexual terrorists.  As the ever-desperate Tucker Carlson said:

"Why would you want to raise your own kids when Michelle Obama will do it for you? In fact, she will do it at gunpoint."

He points out that the First Lady's concern for infant health naturally means forced breast pumping at gunpoint.  There's nothing insane about that, is there?      

Here he is with the Fox "News" brigade of whiners who apparently think the First Lady actually makes law by decree:





I remember when Nancy Reagan said "just say no to drugs" and instantly, all of America's kids were drug-free.  When Barbara Bush encouraged literacy, suddenly 100% of Americans were literate.  First Ladies have that kind of awesome power.  My government breast pump came by UPS today and I don't even have any babies.  Naturally, being a gay couple, Wes and I will be issued babies by the Caliphate and ordered to breast feed.  I saw it all on Glenn Beck's chalk board.     

Meanwhile, on Fox News

This was broadcast yesterday.  Good to finally know who won. 

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