Quote of the Day

"I think that probably, if I were 21 in this society, I would identify myself as a bisexual"

--Media whore Ted Haggard in an interview with GQ.  He also admits to buying meth from Mike Jones "five or six times."  He says he used it for masturbation while watching porn.  "Hey, I'm a masturbation guy."  Seriously, he actually said that.  He also says that he and Jones never had "sex sex."  He says Jones gave him massages and jacked him off.  I give Haggard props for getting beyond the "I'm a heterosexual with issues" bullshit, but I strongly suspect he hasn't yet told the whole truth. 

Ted Haggard: Scandalous

That's the title of former rent boy patron and meth buying reverend Ted Haggard's new reality show on TLC.  Surely you aren't surprised.  This was inevitable for Haggard the attention hog.  TLC is also the network of Sarah Palin's Alaska.

Wait a minute, I thought Ted and the missus already had a reality show?