This is Not Eric Stonestreet on Modern Family

It's Marcus Bachmann, husband of Presidential Candidate Michele Bachmann.  He's a self-styled "Christian therapist" who endorses ex-gay therapy.  He got his degree from one of the finest mail order universities in Cincinnati.  You can't make this up.  

You may recall Congresswoman Bachmann hid in the bushes to spy on a gay rights rally at the Minnesota capitol.  She also ran screaming and crying after two lesbian constituents dared to ask her a question in a ladies room. 

I have found that when someone becomes an anti-gay crusader, there's always a deeply personal reason.  Always.

Source. 

Michele Bachmann to Bring the Spirit of Mass Murder to Campaign Trail

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann announced her candidacy for the Presidency today in her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa.  With characteristic accuracy and attention to detail, this self-proclaimed "serious" candidate invoked the spirit of a fellow famous person from Waterloo:



John Wayne the actor was not from Waterloo, Iowa.  John Wayne Gacy the child killer was from Waterloo, Iowa. 

Quote of the Day

"What I love about New Hampshire and what we have in common is our extreme love for liberty. You're the state where the shot was heard around the world at Lexington and Concord."

--Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R, MN), probable presidential candidate and founding fathers fetishist, speaking in New Hampshire.  Lexington and Concord are, of course, in Massachusetts.

Reince Priebus!

Get Reince Priebus fever people!  Reince Priebus of the Badger State is the new Chairman of the Republican National Committee!  Mr. Super Lawyer is in the house!  He's on Facebook in a bow tie, so he's like, totally cool and down with the kids!  Go Wisconsin-Whitewater!  Among his quotes, he has said that someone who is: 

"pro-abortion, pro-stimulus, pro-AIG... might not be a Republican."

This Rinse Keebler fella is a laff riot!  Of course, there isn't a soul on earth who's "pro-abortion, pro-stimulus, and pro-AIG," but I quibble.  Oh, did Mr. "anyone who's pro-stimulus might not be a Republican" mention that he's on his law firm's "Stimulus Legislation Team," which seeks to "identify opportunities, prepare appropriate proposals and make targeted contacts to secure [federal] funds?”  So, I guess he's pro-stimulus?  Does that make him pro-abortion and pro-AIG, too?  OMG, Prance Wiener is a Democrat!!! 

Here's a shock, the Republican National Committee has elected an anti-gay ideologue as Chairman!  I'll bet you didn't see that one coming.

Here is Crank Rebus kissing up to Maggie Gallagher and reciting the party line that marriage is a gift from God and must be protected from the gays:  



Farewell Michael Steele.  The bondage clubs of West Hollywood will miss you.