Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Quote of the Day

"I think that probably, if I were 21 in this society, I would identify myself as a bisexual"

--Media whore Ted Haggard in an interview with GQ.  He also admits to buying meth from Mike Jones "five or six times."  He says he used it for masturbation while watching porn.  "Hey, I'm a masturbation guy."  Seriously, he actually said that.  He also says that he and Jones never had "sex sex."  He says Jones gave him massages and jacked him off.  I give Haggard props for getting beyond the "I'm a heterosexual with issues" bullshit, but I strongly suspect he hasn't yet told the whole truth. 

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